Tuesday, April 28, 2009

VIRUS FLU BABI

Beberapa hari ini masyarakat kita dikejutkan dengan Virus Flu varian baru yaitu FLU BABI. virus ini berbeda dengan virus Flu Burung. Pada Flu Burung, virus H5N1 tidak ada penularan antar manusia. Dugaaan sementara, virus H1N1 penyebab Flu Babi dapat menular antar manusia.


Menurut Dirjen Pengendalian Penyakit dan Penyehatan Lingkungan (P2PL) Departemen Kesehatan mengungkapkan dugaan bahwasannya Flu Babi yang muncul saat ini adalah virus tipe A H1N1.

H5N1 tidak sama dengan H1N1, sangat berbeda. Virus ini berdekatan dengan virus flu biasa tipe A.
Sebelumnya, virus Flu Babi mewabah di Meksiko. Dari 878 orang yang mengalami gejala Flu Babi, 60 orang telah meninggal dunia. 20 di antaranya telah conform terkena virus H1N1 penyebab Flu Babi.

Setelah kasus virus flu babi ditemukan di Meksiko, AS, dan Selandia Baru, Asia kini dalam kondisi siaga satu, Asia yang selama bertahun-tahun berperang dengan wabah SARS dan flu burung menyiagakan pos pemeriksaan di semua perbatasan.
Wabah flu babi ini diyakini bisa meluas ke kawasan lain di dunia. Organisasi Kesehatan Dunia (WHO) mengingatkan, virus flu babi ini berpotensi sangat besar menjadi pandemi. Kasus flu babi ini dinilai WHO sebagai kondisi darurat untuk kesehatan publik yang harus segera mendapat perhatian komunitas internasional.
Sampai sejauh ini virus flu babi dilaporkan sudah meluas hingga ke Selandia Baru, AS, Israel, dan Perancis. Virus flu babi ini diduga bisa meluas dengan cepat ke berbagai negara dalam waktu sangat cepat karena adanya transportasi udara. Oleh karena itu, salah satu cara mencegahnya adalah dengan membuka pos-pos pemeriksaan kesehatan di bandara-bandara.

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Ace Translator 6.4

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HASIL F1 BAHRAIN 2009

Hasil kualifikasi sebelumnya menempatkan 2 pembalap Toyota Jarno Truli dan Timo Glock menempati posisi 1 dan 2 disusul sebastian Vettel sebagai jagoan Redbulls Racing menempati posisi ke 3. sedangkan Jenson Button (Brawn GP) berada diposisi ke empat. diluar dugaan sang jagoan Ferrari Felipe Massa harus start dari posisi 8 sedangkan rekan setimnya Kimi Raikkonen berada 1 grid di bawahnya yaitu diposisi 10. Sungguh masa sulit bagi tim sekelas Ferrari untuk saat ini yang terkendala dengan masalah ketahanan kendaraan.

Berikut adalah hasil F1 Sakhir Bahrain 2009

1. Jenson Button (Brawn-Mercedes)
2. Sebastian Vettel (RBR-Renault)
3. Jarno Trulli (Toyota)
4. Lewis Hamilton (McLaren-Mercedes)
5. Rubens Barrichello (Brawn-Mercedes)
6. Kimi Räikkönen (Ferrari)
7. Timo Glock (Toyota)
8. Fernando Alonso (Renault)
9. Nico Rosberg (Williams-Toyota)
10. Nelsinho Piquet (Renault)
11. Mark Webber (RBR-Renault)
12. Heikki Kovalainen (McLaren-Mercedes)
13. Sebastien Bourdais (STR-Ferrari)
14. Felipe Massa (Ferrari)
15. Giancarlo Fisichella (Force India-Mercedes)
16. Adrian Sutil (Force India-Mercedes)
17. Sebastien Buemi (STR-Ferrari)
18. Robert Kubica (BMW Sauber)
19. Nick Heidfeld (BMW Sauber)
20. Kazuki Nakajima (Williams-Toyota) (out lap 49)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

HASIl MOTOGP MOTEGI JEPANG 2009


Seri kedua MotoGP 2009 masih diwarnai cuaca yang kurang bersahabat. seperti halnya seri sebelumnya di Qatar, balapan kali ini juga diwarnai hujan deras, mengakibatkan sesi kualifikasi ditiadakan. dan untuk urutan start balapan hari ini diambil dari sesi latihan terakhir. Hal ini sangat menguntungkan bagi Valentino Rossi karena pada latihan terakhir berada di posisi pertama disusul oleh Stoner yang jatuh saat latihan.

Pada balapan hari ini Valentino Rossi langsung tancap gas sejak start dimulai. Pedrosa yang masih dilanda cedera sudah tampak bersaing dibarisan depan dengan Dovizioso dan Lorenzo. dan pada lap ke 8 Lorenzo berhasil memimpin di depan disusul Rossi, Pedrosa dan dovioso. Stonner berada di posisi 5 berusaha menyusul dovizioso.adegan salip menyalip antara pedrosa dan rossi terjadi pada lap ke 17 dan 18. sungguh balapan yang menarik dan menegangkan.

Didukung cuaca yang mulai bersahabat akhirnya Jorge Lorenzo berhasil menjuarai MOTOGP Motegi Jepang 2009. Berikut hasil MotoGP Motegi Jepang 2009

1. J. LORENZO Fiat Yamaha Team (43.47.328)

2. V. ROSSI Fiat Yamaha Team

3. Dani PEDROSA Repsol Honda Team

4. C. STONER Ducati Marlboro Team

5. A. DOVIZIOSO Repsol Honda Team

6. M. MELANDRI Hayate Racing Team

7. L. CAPIROSSI Rizla Suzuki MotoGP

8. Mika KALLIO Pramac Racing

9. J. TOSELAND Monster Yamaha Tech3

10. C. VERMEULEN Rizla Suzuki MotoGP

11. R. DE PUNIET LCR Honda MotoGP

12. C. EDWARDS Monster Yamaha Tech3

13. DE ANGELIS S. C Honda Gresini

14. N. CANEPA Pramac Racing

15. Nicky HAYDEN Ducati Marlboro Team

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Release: 2006
Genre: Arcade
Developer: Popcap
Language: En
Size: 7,4MB (3% repair) RS

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Free Hard Drive Space: 50+MB
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Sound: DirectX-compatible
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ANTARA MOTOGP, SUPERBIKE DAN FORMULA 1

Minggu 26 April 2009 masyarakat Indonesia penggemar motorsport benar-benar dimanjakan oleh tayangan siaran langsung balapan dunia.betapa tidak, mulai jam 11 siang ada siaran langsung MotoGP seri Motegi Jepang oleh Salah satu televisi swasta di Indonesia, setelah itu pada sore harinya, anda bisa memilih salah satu 2 balapan berbeda yaitu Formula 1 seri Bahrain Qatar dan Superbike dimana pembalap Indonesia Doni Tata Pradipta bertarung.

Yang lebih senang lagi adalah masyarakat di beberapa daerah yang beberapa waktu lalu telah kehilangan beberapa channel televisi yang diantaranya menayangkan olahraga motorsport besok. tetapi itu hanya sementara... kurang lebih 2 bulan ke depan beberapa stasiun TV yang kembali tayang tersebut akan menghilang lagi, pihak KPI akan benar-benar menutup siaran mereka dikarenakan sampai saat ini belum memiliki ijin siar di daerah tersebut.

Bagaimana dengan penggemar motorsport yang sampai hari ini masih bisa melihat siaran langsung dari stasiun TV penayang tersebut. Nah... 2 bulan ke depan..... siap-siap aja ikut TV berlangganan atau beli parabola digital....
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Super Jigsaw Neutron (GameHouse)

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Friday, April 24, 2009

CleanMyPC Registry Cleaner v4.21 + Serial

CleanMyPC Registry Cleaner v4.21

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Portable Zards Software Cleanse Uninstaller Pro v5.0.5 + Serial

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Monday, April 20, 2009

Panasonic Service Center Malang



Baru-baru ini PT. Panasonic Gobel Indonesia membuka gerai service center di kota Malang. Gerai yang bertempat di Jalan J.A. Suprapto no. 40 merupakan gerai ke-23 yang dibuka di Indonesia.

Ini merupakan kabar baik bagi masyarakat kota Malang yang memiliki perangkat elektronik bermerek Panasonic. Mereka tidak usah jauh-jauh ke Surabaya untuk memperbaiki perangkat elektronik yang rusak dan yang pasti yang ingin mengklaimkan garansi produk mereka.

Yaa.. semoga saja layanannya memuaskan bagi masyarakat kota Malang yang merupakan pasar potensial produk elektronik di Indonesia

Selamat ya PANASONIC....

Sunday, April 19, 2009

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Game House Posh Shop Portable

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Build a fabulous fashion empire in this fast-paced challenge. Help shoppers find the perfect outfit by matching tops, bottoms, hats and more in a frenzy of colorful fun! Power-ups and shop upgrades will help you meet your quota, but you're going to have to be quick on your toes to keep your customers looking their best! Featuring innovative game design, exciting action, and gorgeous full-screen graphics, Posh Shop is the perfect fit for fast family fun!





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OS: Windows 98, 2000, XP, Me, Vista
Memory: 256 MB
DirectX: 7.0 or later
CPU: P600

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Twisty Tracks 1.1.2

Twisty Tracks 1.1.2 | Logic | 6 Mb
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A mighty windstorm has scattered your treasure trove to the far reaches of the world and it's up to you and your train to recover every last gem. Combining action and puzzle challenges, Twisty Tracks has you rotating sections of track to keep your train on the right path towards collecting treasure, gems and coins.



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Treasure Packed Bonus Levels
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HASIL F1 CINA 2009


Setelah menyelesaikan balapan yang menegangkan dibawah guyuran hujan, akhirnya sebastian Vettel berhasil memenangkan Grand Prix Cina yang berlangsung hari ini pukul 01.30 WIB dengan total waktu 1.57.43. Vettel melakukan hal yang sama di Monza tahun kemaren. di tempat kedua ada rekan setimnya Mark Webber dan diposis ketiga ditempati oleh Jenson Button. berikut adalah hasil akhir Grad Prix Cina 2009


Sebastian Vettel
RBR-Renault
Mark Webber RBR-Renault
Jenson Button Brawn-Mercedes
Rubens Barrichello Brawn-Mercedes
Heikki Kovalainen McLaren-Mercedes
Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes
Timo Glock Toyota
Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari
Fernando Alonso Renault
Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari
Sebastien Bourdais STR-Ferrari
Nick Heidfeld BMW Sauber
Robert Kubica BMW Sauber
Giancarlo Fisichella Force India-Mercedes
Nico Rosberg Williams-Toyota
Nelsinho Piquet Renault
Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes (out)
Kazuki Nakajima Williams-Toyota (out)
Felipe Massa Ferrari (out)
Jarno Trulli Toyota (out)

Saturday, April 18, 2009

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Hasil Qualifikasi F1 GRAND PRIX Cina(Shanghai)

Berikut adalah hasil kualifikasi Grand Prix Cina 2009 yang dilaksanakan tadi siang jam 13.00 WIB

1 Sebastian Vettel RBR-Renault
2 Fernando Alonso Renault
3 Mark Webber RBR-Renault
4 Rubens Barrichello Brawn-Mercedes
5 Jenson Button Brawn-Mercedes
6 Jarno Trulli Toyota
7 Nico Rosberg Williams-Toyota
8 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari
9 Lewis Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes
10 Sebastien Buemi STR-Ferrari
11 Nick Heidfeld BMW Sauber
12 Heikki Kovalainen McLaren-Mercedes
13 Felipe Massa Ferrari
14 Timo Glock Toyota
15 Kazuki Nakajima Williams-Toyota
16 Sebastien Bourdais STR-Ferrari
17 Nelsinho Piquet Renault
18 Robert Kubica BMW Sauber
19 Adrian Sutil Force India-Mercedes
20 Giancarlo Fisichella Force India-Mercedes

Friday, April 17, 2009

Jadwal Kunjungan MU (Manchester United) Ke Indonesia


Sejatinya Manchester United (MU) bakal menyambangi Indonesia pada tanggal 22 Juli 2009 dan akan melakukan pertandingan persahabatan melawan Tim Indonesia pada tanggal 24 Juli mendatang di Stadion Gelora Bung Karno.

Tetapi kabar terakhir mnyebutkan bahwa MU bakal datang ke Indonesia pada tanggal 18 Juli nanti dan akan melakukan pertandingan persahabatan melawan Tim Indonesia pada tanggal 20 Juli. berarti jadwal baru ini maju 4 hari dari jadwal sebelumnya.

Selain ke Indonesia, dalam kunjungan MU dalam Tur Asia kali ini akan menyambangi Malaysia, Cina dan Korea Selatan.

Sedangkan menurut PSSI yang akan menjadi lawan tanding MU nanti bukan Tim Indonesia yang ada saat ini, melainkan akan dibentuk tim baru yang diambil dari para pemain Djarum Indonesia Super League (DISL) sebanyak 22 pemain yang didapatkan dari polling SMS dari masyarakat.

Masyarakat yang menentukan siapa saja yang bakal menjadi skuad baru Idonesia nanti, Nomor Polling akan diumumkan minggu depan dan akan dibuka sampai tanggal 10 Juli 2009 nanti.


semoga saja para pemain kita nanti bisa belajar banyak dari Manchester United, biar tambah mak nyus........

UAN (Ujian Akhir Nasional) 2009

Antara fakta dan harapan…..

Miris rasanya kalo melihat siswa SMK sekarang mau menghadapi Ujian Akhir Nasional pekan depan. Betapa tidak, dengan hasil beberapa kali try out yang sudah diadakan, rata-rata hasil yang didapat tidak menampakkan peningkatan yang signifikan. Bahkan prediksi yang beredar dikalangan pendidikan berkaitan dengan hasil UAN 2009 mengatakan bahwa antara siswa yang lulus dengan yang tidak lulus lebih banyak yang tidak lulus.

Apakah ini pertanda bahwa dunia pendidikan kita akan semakin menurun? Semoga saja tidak. Yah… tinggal bagaimana pemerintah dan masyarakat kita menyingkapi fenomena ini. Bukan sulap bukan sihir…. Barangkali sepuluh tahun kedepan Bangsa Indonesia akan semakin terpuruk kalo keadaan seperti ini terus dibiarkan. Bukannya mendoakan, tetapi bisa jadi ini yang akan terjadi.


Saya seorang Guru SMK yang rata-rata siswa saya adalah laki-laki dan menjadi seorang Wali Kelas dengan jumlah siswa bimbingan 60 orang. Dari hasil yang saya dapatkan beberapa bulan terakhir ini wuiih…. Ngeri… kalo melihat progress mereka. Rasanya jantung cemut…cemut…. Hehehehehe….

Yah…. Semoga saja siswa-siswa sekolah cepat sadar dan berubah, bukan saatnya mereka senang-senang saat ini. Yang mereka butuhkan adalah bekal hidup yang berupa ketrampilan dan yang pasti predikat “LULUS” dalam ijasah mereka….

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ayo.....Berburu dollar di internet

Mendapat Dollar Dengan WESTERN UNION atau CHECK
Bersama tulisan ini saya menawarkan CARA MENDAPATKAN DOLLARS ($) LEWAT INTERNET TANPA MODAL SATU SEN PUN ( GRATIS..........), HANYA DENGAN KEMAUAN UNTUK MENCOBA & KESABARAN SEBAGAI MODALNYA. BAIK BAGI YANG PUNYA PAY PAL , LIBERTY RESERVE, ALERT PAY atau tidak. Bila anda tidak punya alat pembayaran tersebut anda dapat memilih WESTERN UNION ATAU CHEK
TIPS YANG HARUS DIPERHATIKAN :
- Satu Nama
- Satu E-mail
- Satu Account &
- Satu IP ( Internet Protokol )
Artinya, anda tidak diperkenankan membuat lebih dari satu nama, email & account dalam satu IP
Apabila anda memakai warnet atau gonta-ganti LAPTOP hilangkan centang pada Use Auto-login dan Secure your PHPSESSIONs? jika tidak anda tidak bisa login , kecuali pada komputer yang sama.

Langkah-langkah yang harus anda baca dulu sebelum anda memutuskan untuk bergabung :
1. Ikuti petunjuk di bawah ini:

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PTC AD : US $ 1
Signup Bonus : US $ 30
Ref Click : US $ 1
Minimum Payout untuk free membership US $ 990
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2. Anda akan masuk ke web yang anda klik.
3. Pilih menu Sign Up dan masukan E-mail anda ( email yang valid ) dan klik Continue
4. Setelah beberapa saat..cek Email anda dan klik link ( URL ) nya untuk memulai registrasi
5. Anda akan diminta untuk mengisi data yang benar, karena data inilah yang akan dipakai untuk payout ( pembayaran ).
6. Bagi yang tidak punya PAY PAL, LIBERTE RESERVE ATAU ALERT PAY, untuk Payment Methode, pilih WESTERN UNION ( Jasa transfer uang yang gak ribet dan gak perlu punya account ) atau check. Isi payment ID dengan nama anda sesuai KTP / ID card
7. Usahakan luangkan waktu untuk cek account anda tiap hari, karena selalu ada iklan yang bisa anda klik ( PTc ) Paid To click, juga di inbox nya 3 hari sekali ada iklan yang harus anda klik, karena di inbox PTc nya lumayan gede lho.
8. Semakin anda rajin maka Earnings ( Pendapatan ) anda akan cepat memenuhi syarat , apabila sudah memenuhi syarat anda dapat melakukan Request untuk payout nya. Lihatr ketentuan di atas.
9. Setelah earnings anda mencukupi, anda request untuk payout nya dengan meng klik Redemption, maka akan terbuka 4 katagori yang akan di redemp, karena keanggotaan anda gratis...pilih yang Free Member
10. Tunggu balesan nya di E-mail anda yang akan berisi :
- Nama Sipengirim
- Nama yang berhak menerimanya
- Kode MTCN ( Money Transfer Controll Number )
11. Kalau sudah dapat pada point 10....anda print deh...trus bawa deh ke Bank yang ada layanan Western Union nya. Kalau CHECK nanti langsung di kirim ke alamat masing-masing.
12. Pihak bank akan mengkonfirmasikan ke absahan data anda ( makanya saat regristrasi gunakan data yang sesuai dengan KTP anda ).
13. Sudah...anda menjadi Jutawan Sekarang...gampangkan...asal mau coba aja koq...
14. Forwad Messages ini ke teman2 anda..karena semakin banyak teman anda yang bergabung semakin cepat uang anda terkumpul...

salam sukses.....

Monday, April 13, 2009

Hasil Akhir MotoGP Qatar 2009


Akhirya setelah sempat tertunda akibat hujan deras, MotogGP Qatar akhirnya terselengara juga. diseri perdana ini balapan cukup menarik sekali....

Start dari posisi pertama Casey Stoner akhirnya memenangkan seri pertama MotoGP di sirkuit losail Qatar 2009. dibelakangnya menguntit 3 Yamaha disusul kemudian Honda.

Sayangnya sukses Stoner tidak diikuti oleh rekan dari Ducati lainnya, Hayden harus puas diposisi 12 sedangka Sete Gibernau diposisi 13

Lebih tragis lagi Suzuki..., Loris Capirosi harus keluar dari balapan setelah lap ke-15 sedangkan rekan setimnya Chris Vermulen berada diposisi 7.

Salut buat HAYATE n Melandri dengan motor yang nyaris tanpa pengembangan satu tahun kedepan mampu berada di posisi 14

berikut urutan hasil MotoGP Qatar 2009

1. C. STONER Ducati Marlboro Team

2. V. ROSSI Fiat Yamaha Team

3. J. LORENZO Fiat Yamaha Team

4. C. EDWARDS Monster Yamaha Tech3

5. A. DOVIZIOSO Repsol Honda Team

6. A. DE ANGELIS S. C Honda Gresini

7. C. VERMEULEN Rizla Suzuki MotoGP

8. Mika KALLIO Pramac Racing

9. Toni ELIAS S. C. Honda Gresini

10. R. DE PUNIET LCR Honda MotoGP

11. Dani PEDROSA Repsol Honda Team

12. Nicky HAYDEN Ducati Marlboro Team

13. S. GIBERNAU G. Francisco Hernando

14. M. MELANDRI Hayate Racing Team

15. Y. TAKAHASHI S. R. Team MotoGP

16. J. TOSELAND Monster Yamaha Tech3

17. N. CANEPA Pramac Racing

18. L. CAPIROSSI Rizla Suzuki MotoGP (out setelah lap 15)

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MotoGP Qatar 2009


HASIL AKHIR MOTOGP QATAR SELASA 14 APRIL 2009




Setelah kemarin ditunda akibat hujan disertai petir, akhirnya race untuk MotoGP di sirkuit Losail Qatar akan dilaksanakan besok pagi (waktu negara kita) jam 1 dinihari.

jadi buat penggemar MotoGP siap-siap begadang lagi ya....

Jangan lupa disiarkan di TRANS7...

Semoga jagoannya menang...


HASIL AKHIR MOTOGP QATAR SELASA 14 APRIL 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Hasil MotoGP Qatar 2009


Sirkuit Losail Qatar lagi dilanda badai.makanya pagelaran MOTOGP dini hari tadi (waktu negara kita) dibatalkan, sepertinya balapan akan dilaksanakan besok dinihari kalo cuacanya memungkinkan. nah ini posisi hasil warm up tadi pagi,

1. C. STONER Ducati Marlboro Team 1'56.697

2. V. ROSSI Fiat Yamaha Team 1'56.759

3. A. DOVIZIOSO Repsol Honda Team 1'57.379

4. J. LORENZO Fiat Yamaha Team 1'57.399

5. C. EDWARDS Monster Yamaha Tech3 1'57.449

6. A. DE ANGELIS RSM S. C Honda Gresini 1'57.658

7. C. VERMEULEN Rizla Suzuki MotoGP 1'57.700

8. R. DE PUNIET LCR Honda MotoGP 1'57.874

9. M. MELANDRI Hayate Racing Team 1'58.097

10. J. TOSELAND Monster Yamaha Tech3 1'58.344

11. L. CAPIROSSI Rizla Suzuki MotoGP 1'58.361

12. Toni ELIAS S. C. Honda Gresini 1'58.556

13. S. GIBERNAU G. Francisco Hernando 1'58.878

14. Dani PEDROSA Repsol Honda Team 1'58.902

15. Mika KALLIO Pramac Racing 1'59.129

16. Nicky HAYDEN Ducati Marlboro Team 1'59.398

17. Y. TAKAHASHI S. R. Team MotoGP 1'59.679

18. N. CANEPA Pramac Racing 1'59.912


sumber: Motogp.com

ANTARA SUZUKI SKYDRIVE, SKYWAVE & SPIN


Sepertinya tidak ada perbedaan mencolok diantara ketiga produk matik milik pabrikan Suzuki ini. Yang menonjol hanyalah bodi kendaraan saja. Tentu tidak… coba kita bedah apa saja yang membedakan diantara mereka.

a. Karburator
Ketiga varian ini menggunakan karburator tipe Mikuni BS26 atau karburator tipe vakum. Adapun yng membedakan pada Skydrive sudah menggunakan choke otomatis atau autochoke sedangkan pada SKywave dan Spin masih menggunakan manual choke
Main jet dan pilot jet yang digunakan pada Skydrive sama dengan punya Spin yaitu 97,5 dan 15 sedang pada Skywave 127,5 dan 12,5

b. Knalpot
Semua produk terbaru Suzuki sudah menggunakan Pulsed secondary Air Injection Sistem, tetapi pada Skydrive, sistem pembuangan sudah menggunakan Catalytic Conventer dimana di dalam knalpot sudah menggunakan konstruksi sarang tawon

c. Filter Udara
Konstruksi filter udara pada Skydrive berbeda dengan kedua saudaranya. Filter udara milik Skywave dan Spin berada di samping, sedangkan milik Skydrive langsung menghadap ke karburator. Sedangkan elemen filter udara yang digunakan pada Skydrive sama dengan milik Skywave yaitu menggunakan elemen kertas dan sponge, tetapi pada Spin hanya menggunakan kertas saja.

d. Pendingin CVT
Mekanisme CVT pada semua produk matic Suzuki menggunakan lubang pendingin. Untuk Skywave dan Spin menggunakan 2 lubang sedangkan pada Skydrive sudah menggunakan 3 lubang

e. Rumah Roller
Pada Skydrive di tengah-tengah lubang as rumah roller terdapat coakan yang berfungsi sebagai tempat grease agar saat panas lelehan grease tidak bergerak kemana-mana.


Sumber: Tabloid otomotif

Thursday, April 9, 2009

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Pemilu 2009


Kemarin 9 April 2009 merupakan hari bersejarah bagi negara kita. betapa tidak momen 5 tahunan yang menghabiskan dana trilyunan ini bakal merubah nasih bangsa kita. entah lebih baik, tetep atau.... bisa jadi lebih buruk.

Tapi sayangnya pagelaran akbar ini sepertinya masih kurang persiapan, contohnya saja, kurang beberapa hari pelaksanaan Daftar Pemilih Tetap masih dipermasalahkan.

Kasihan istriku....
sudah dua kali Pemilu (Pilkada & Pemilu Raya) tidak pernah mendapatkan hak suaranya. padahal sudah hampir 2 tahun dia tinggal bersama dengan keluargaku, tetapi sampai kemarin belum pernah dia ikut pemilu. Belum beruntung kalee yaaa............

Ya... semoga di Pemilihan Presiden nanti bisa lebih baik dari kemaren, ya setidaknya Pilpres besok ini benar-benar dipersiapkan dengan benar, sehingga yang merasa dirugikan bisa berkurang bahkan tidak ada, seperti Istriku............Amin....

Women Are Difficult

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Hello GUYS!!! Are you think women are difficult? If you Think so, you must read this article...
Just read and you can know about women

>>THE POINT<<

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding




If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!

Men vs Women

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--Women--

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need = I want

It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!

We need to talk. = I need to complain.

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.

I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

>>Men
<<

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired. = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home




Women Better than Men

Women Better than Men
50 Reasons to be a Woman


For GIRLS, You should know!!! Read and give your response

1. Free drinks.

2. Free dinners.

3. Free movies (you get the point).

4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.

7. Speeding ticket? What's that?

8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.

10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, you're not the devil.

11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.

13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

14. You can sleep your way to the top.

15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.

18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.

19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.

20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.



21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.

22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.

26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.

29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.

30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.

31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

33. You have the ability to dress yourself.

34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like.

37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.

38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.

39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.

40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.

41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.

42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

43. You've never had a goatee.

44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.

45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.

46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.

47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.

48. You don't have hair on your back.

49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in the way only another woman truly can.

Things Girls Should Know About Guys

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2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.





11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

12. Shopping is not a sport.

13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

14. You have enough clothes.

15. You have too many shoes.

16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

26. Check you oil.

27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.

30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.

35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.

40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

10 Things You Should Know about Girls

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Katanya, cewek itu mahluk yang misterius. Apa iya? Mungkin, cewek hanya perlu dikenal lebih dalam. Jadi, mari kita ungkap sepuluh “rahasia” tentang cewek!

1. Cewek suka ke wc rame-rame. Karena, satu, butuh dukungan moral (alias pujian) pas lagi dandan. Dan kedua, buat ngomongin cowok-cowok yang nungguin mereka di luar.

2. Pertanyaan kayak, “Aku gemuk nggak sih?” dan “Potongan rambutku aneh ya?” dari cewek, adalah pertanyaan jebakan buat memancing pujian. Jadi, apapun jawaban cowok sebenarnya, selalu jawab dengan pujian!

3. Cewek biasanya merasa dirinya paling bener. Jadi kalo lagi berargumen sama cewek, mendingan ngalah atau minta maaf. Kalo pun pada akhirnya cewek ngaku salah, deep down dia masih berpikir bahwa dialah yang benar.

4. Karena cewek lebih sensitif, maka sering dianggap lebih lemah. Tapi di balik penampilannya yang lembut, sebenernya justru punya mental yang lebih tahan banting daripada cowok. Yakin deh. Kalo cowok PMS, pasti reaksinya bisa lebih menggila daripada cewek!





5. Kenapa cewek kalo dandan lama banget? Karena sifat kompetitifnya. Seorang cewek tampil cantik nggak cuma buat menyenangkan atau menarik perhatian lawan jenis. Tapi juga untuk rasa puas dirinya sendiri ketika tampil lebih cantik daripada cewek lain.

6. Salah satu sifat yang dominan di cewek adalah perfeksionis. Itu makanya, cewek kalo belanja suka lama. Karena cewek lebih memperhatikan detil, Warnanya salah sedikit, nggak suka. Modelnya beda sedikit dari yang dibayangin, langsung cari toko lain.

7. Jangan coba-coba bohong sama cewek karena intuisinya kuat dan biasanya tahu kalo dibohongin. Tapi kalo nekat, silahkan. Asal, jangan sampe ketahuan aja. Soalnya, cewek paling benci kalo dibohongin!

8. Cewek nggak suka sesuatu yang berlebihan. Misalnya, cewek suka diperhatiin tapi nggak suka kalo perhatiannya sampe ke tingkat annoying. Dikit-dikit telpon tanya udah makan atau belum misalnya.

9. Cewek lebih jago multi-tasking (melakukan beberapa pekerjaan dalam waktu bersamaan) daripada cowok. Liat aja. Cowok kalo udah main game nggak bakal ngeh diajak ngomong apapun. Tapi kalo cewek, bisa dengerin curhatan cowoknya dengan sungguh-sungguh, sambil ngecengin cowok lain! Hehehehe!

10. Cewek itu drama queen! Jadi, emang udah bawaannya suka mendramatisir sesuatu. Karena itu pula cewek pinter berakting. Sebenernya sedih tapi tetap senyum dan ceria. Sebenernya nggak apa-apa tapi bisa menitikkan air mata. Kenapa begitu? Maklum aja. Girls loves drama. As simple as that!

Perbedaan COWOK dengan CEWEK

Beda Cewek dengan Cowok

Hebatnya Cewek Secara fisik cowok dan cewek memang udah beda, satu-satunya kesamaan dari keduanya adalah cowok en cewek satu spesis yang namanya manusia. Sekarang ini banyak perempuan yang bersikeras menyakini bahwa antara diri mereka dan lelaki memiliki ketrampilan, kemampuan dan potensi yang sama persis. Ternyata sains membuktikan keduanya beda. Apa bedanya? Ya beda, coba lihat lagi dari bagian otak yang dimiliki cowok dan cewek. Cowok lebih memakai logika sedang cewek perasaan. Itu makanya cowok gak peka, gak perhatian, gak mendengarkan, lebih banyak diam dan banyak dibilang kurang memberikan kasih sayang termasuk takut berkomitmen.

Sebagian besar cowok suka mendominasi remote control TV dan gonta-ganti channel pas lagi iklan; padahal cewek nggak apa-apa tuh kalo nonton iklan.Nah Kalo stress, cewek nyari coklat dan pergi shopping; kalo cowok stress, yang ngerokok pasti langsung ngepul asapnya, kalo nggak bisa jadi marah-marah atau malah diem aja.

Ce say ”Cowok itu kurang sensitif, nggak ngasih perhatian, nggak dengerin kalo kita lagi ngomong, nggak hangat, suka diem aja, nggak keliatan sayangnya, nggak berani punya komitmen!” .

Co say ”Cewek itu jarang yang bisa nyetir, kalo baca peta suka salah, suka bingung sendiri lagi ada di mana, kalo ngomong nggak bisa berhenti, udah gitu nggak ketauan maksudnya mo ngomongin apa, emangnya gue bisa baca pikirannya”

Sounds familiar nggak sih? Banyak hubungan cowok-cewek yang jadi ruwet karena cowok nggak ngerti kenapa cewek itu jalan pikirannya nggak bisa seperti cowok, dan cewek berharap cowok-cowok itu bisa ngerti jalan pikiran cewek.

cowok dan cewek itu sebenernya telah berevolusi secara fisik tapi masih membawa kebiasaan dari cowok-cewek jaman purba. Pas jaman purba kan cowok berburu, cewek tinggal di gua. Cowok melindungi, cewek mengurus anak. Sebagai akibatnya, tubuh dan otaknya pun berkembangmengikuti kebiasaan jaman purba ini. Selama jutaan tahun, struktur otak cowok dan cewek terus berubah dengan caranya masing-masing. Sampailah kita pada jaman modern ini, di mana ternyata cowok dan cewek itu berbeda dalam memproses informasi yang masuk ke otaknya. Jalan pikirannya memang berbeda. Pengertiannya akan suatu hal pun berbeda. Persepsi, prioritas dan tingkah lakunya juga beda.

Kasus mentega di kulkas Setiap cewek di dunia pasti pernah mengalami ini. Kisahnya berawal dari cowok yang berdiri di depan kulkas yang terbuka…

Cowok : “Menteganya mana ya?”
Cewek : “Di dalem kulkas”
Cowok : “Nggak ada tuh” - sambil celingak-celinguk ke dalem kulkas…
Cewek : “Kok bisa nggak ada? Dari dulu juga ditaruh di kulkas”
Cowok : “Mana? Nggak ada. Gue udah cari. Nggak ada apa-apa tuh di kulkas”

Terus si Cewek akhirnya harus ikutan ke dapur, ikutan ngelongok ke kulkas dan … secara ajaib bin sulap, tangannya udah megang mentega. Apa komentar selanjutnya dari si Cowok? “Ditaruhnya di situ sih… terang aja tadi nggak keliatan!”





Cowok kadang ngerasa cewek suka ngerjain mereka dengan cara ngumpetin barang-barang di laci atau lemari. Baik itu mentega, selai, gunting, handphone, kunci mobil, kunci rumah, dompet - semuanya sih sebenernya ada di situ. Tapi entah kenapa mata cowok kayaknya nggak bisa ngeliat.

Alasan sebenernya nih adalah karena cewek punya jangkauan sudut pandangan yang lebih besar daripada cowok. Bila diukur dari hidung, bisa mencapai 45? ke arah kiri-kanan-atas-bawah, bahkan ada yang mencapai 180?. Jadi cewek bisa liat isi kulkas atau lemari tanpa menggerakkan kepalanya. Sementara cowok kalo ngeliat sesuatu lebih terfokus dan otaknya memproses seolah mereka ngeliat dalam terowongan yang panjang. Alhasil, mereka bisa ngeliat jelas dan akurat apa yang ada tepat di depan mata dan jaraknya lebih jauh, hampir mirip seperti ngeliat lewat teropong.

Penelitian lain juga mengungkapkan bahwa otak cowok mencari kata M-E-N-T-E-G-A atau S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y di kulkas. Kalo kotak mentega atau botol selainya salah arah, udah nggak keliatan deh. Makanya selama mencari kepalanya celingukan terus karena berusaha menemukan benda yang ‘hilang’ tersebut.

Sebenernya ada implikasi lain dari perbedaan besar sudut pandang ini. Dengan sudut pandang yang jauh lebih besar dari cowok, mata cewek bisa ngelaba tanpa perlu takut ketahuan. Sementara kalo cowok, udah pasti kena tuduh atau ketangkep basah kalo matanya lagi jelalatan. Penelitian mengungkapkan bahwa mata cewek ngeliat bodi-bodi cowok sama seringnya, bahkan lebih sering, daripada cowok ngeliatin bodi-bodi cewek. Tapi, dengan daya pandang yang jauh lebih superior, cewek jarang ketahuan…

Kenapa Cewek Bisa Ngomong Terus
Dalam struktur otak cewek, kemampuan untuk berbicara terutama ada di bagian depan otak kiri dan sebagian kecil di otak sebelah kanan. Sementara buat cowok, kemampuan berbicara dan bahasa itu bukan kemampuan otak yang kritis. Adanya pun cuma di otak kiri dan tidak ada area yang spesifik. Jadi jangan heran kalau cewek seneng ngomong dan banyak pula yang diomongin, karena kedua belah otaknya mampu bekerja sekaligus.

Otak cowok itu terkotak-kotak dan mampu memilah-milah informasi yang masuk. Di malam hari, setelah seharian penuh aktivitas, cowok bisa menyimpan semuanya di otaknya. Sementara otak cewek tidak bekerja seperti itu - informasi atau masalah yang diterimanya akan terus berputar-putar dalam otaknya. Dan ini nggak akan berhenti sampe dia bisa mencurahkan isi otaknya alias curhat. Oleh sebab itu, kalo cewek bicara, tujuannya adalah untuk mengeluarkan uneg-unegnya, bukan untuk mencari kesimpulan atau solusi.

Cewek juga berusaha membangun hubungan lewat pembicaraan. Rata-rata cewek bisa bicara 20 ribu kata dalam sehari. Sementara cowok hanya sekitar 7 ribu kata sehari. Perbedaan ini kelihatan jelas ketika jam makan malam tiba.
Cowok sudah menghabiskan 7 ribu katanya dan nggak mood untuk bicara lebih lanjut. Persediaan si cewek tergantung dari apa yang sudah ia lakukan sepanjang hari. Kalau dia sudah banyak berbicara dengan orang lain hari itu, dia pun akan sedikit berbicara. Kalau dia tinggal di rumah saja, mungkin ia sudah menggunakan 3 ribuan kata. Masih ada 17 ribu lagi!

Memang cewek kalo ngomong biasanya menggunakan indirect speech alias memberikan isyarat tentang apa yang sebenarnya dia inginkan. Tujuannya adalah untuk menghindari konflik atau konfrontasi sehingga bisa terjalin hubungan yang harmonis satu sama lain. Indirect speech biasanya menggunakan kata-kata seperti ‘kayaknya’, ’sepertinya’ dan sebagainya.

Ketika cewek bicara menggunakan indirect speech ke cewek lain, tidak pernah ada masalah - cewek lain cukup sensitif untuk mengerti maksud sebenarnya. Tapi, bila dipakai untuk bicara dengan cowok, bisa berakibat fatal.Cowok menggunakan bahasa langsung atau direct speech dan mereka mengambil makna sebenarnya dari apa yang orang lain katakan. Tapi sebetulnya dengan sedikit kesabaran dan banyak latihan, cowok dan cewek bisa kok belajar untuk mengerti satu sama lain.

Masih inget kan betapa frustasinya manusia terhadap pasangan lain jenisnya?? Nah tapi sebetulnya dalam hati kita tuh masih butuh pasangan loh. Apalagi Tuhan sendiri kan yang pernah bilang, “Tidak baik kalau manusia sendirian saja.” Jadi dalam perjalanan hidupnya manusia terus mencari siapa pasangan yang paling cocok untuk dirinya, supaya bisa terus bersama-sama dalam jangka waktu yang panjang alias seumur hidup .


Bagaimanapun kita punya kelebihan meski kita dikodratin gak = cowok, kita tetap punya keunggulan. Kita lebih peka, kita bisa mendeteksi emosi cuma lewat nada suara dan kita juga bisa mecahkan masalah meski tanpa bantuan cowok. Bener khan…!

Nah, ini dia letak permaianan isi otak cowok en cewek:

Sebelah kiri milik cowok :: matematika, verbal, logis, fakta, deduksi, analisa, praktis, lineal, melihat rincian halus. (otak cowok terbagi-bagi kedalam sejumlah kompartemen, makanya hanya bisa konsentrasi pada satu pekerjaan)::

Sebelah kanan milik cewek :: kreatif, artistic, visual, intuisi, gagasan, khayalan, holistis, ruang, mengerjakan banyak hal (otak cewek punya pita koneksi anta belahan kiri dan kanan. Itu kenapa cewek bisa melakukan banyak kerjaan) .

Just For GIRLS

A girl always has the right to accept or refuse a sexual advance. When a girl does refuse, the guy has choices about how to handle her refusal. He can accept her decision and change his own behavior or he can ignore her decision and try to force himself on her. He is guilty of assault if he threaten her, or physically forces her. Girls are not responsible for a guy's behaviour. A girl who has been sexually assaulted is never responsible for that assault.

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Listen to your intuition.

Although not always possible, the best strategy is to leave a situation before it becomes dangerous. It is important for girls to have information which may help to prevent a sexual assault.

Leave a situation before it becomes dangerous.

SOMEONE YOU KNOW:
About 80% of sexual assaults are committed by someone known to the girl.

WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE:
If you are going out with someone you barely know, arrange to meet at a public place. Inviting a trusted friend and her or his date may take some pressure off the new relationship and provide you with support. If he makes a sexual advance and it doesn't feel right, tell him. The best way to say no is loud and clear - NO! If he does not listen to you, decide what you need to do to feel safe. If you feel embarrassed and scared and don't know how to leave, go to the bathroom and leave from there or try to get someone's attention to let them know what is happening. If you can, call someone you trust. You do not owe an explanation or politeness to someone who has chosen to ignore your feelings.

IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A PARTNER:
Forced sex within a relationship is still sexual assault. Some guys use sexual assault to gain more power and control in a relationship. There are often early signs that a partner could become violent.

Some signs include a partner who:

  • is obsessed with being with you.
  • discourages you from seeing family and friends.
  • is jealous.
  • discourages you from doing things you enjoy.
  • is aggressive and shows signs of violent behaviour toward you or your things.

If you find yourself in a situation with your partner where you feel unsafe, try to leave, then contact someone you trust (friend or support person).